Teh Click '06

"T-I-M-M-Y, he's so good he'll make you cry!"

Ursulla the boxing nun prepares to break into the Broad Oaks pool complex. Despite rigorous planning and logistics, the plan was foiled.


































The long-hair begins its complicated mating ritual. Long-hairs breed only once a year and their litters typically range between two and three offspring. During the mating season long-hairs can become territorial and a danger to tourists.




































Potential mates attempt to attract the gaze of a long-hair in heat. During the process long-hairs run back and forth in an enclosed space to demonstrate dominance and prowess.




































The mating process last only an hour but is intense and invigorating. The long-hair's followers are dedicated and fierce.


































Some long-hairs travel hundreds of miles to the spawning ground. They ussually travel in family units or packs. They hunt carp and yetti during the namadic journey to the spawning grounds.




































Ew.

































The long-hairs seek each other out and only the most dominant will get to mate.




































And finally after much hardship they mate.
















































And there is much rejoicing.

Yeah.






Tim: You will be missed. You've been a tremendous inspiration to all of us. We all owe you a lot, I know I do. Michigan has no idea what it's in for.